@kathay1973 noticed a strange poster in her local library. It raised troubling questions. What were these historic (possibly crummy) events? What unspeakable thing did someone do with oreos? What unspeakable thing did oreos do to THEM? Naturally, she turned to Twitter for answers.
I came to the library to find some answers but leave with only questions… pic.twitter.com/9qIXWy4w9p
— Katherine Hayton (@kathay1973) January 3, 2017
Some were changed forever
INCLUDES DOUBLE STUFFED, YOU GOD DAMN ANIMALS https://t.co/7hNxVKFtsG
— Ben Cox (@WFNYBen) January 5, 2017
You can read the twitch
We liked Oreos. Before the… INCIDENT. https://t.co/W8K0M0xD6X
— Kain Klarden (@Klarden) January 5, 2017
It was a different world, then
You don’t remember the library before the dark times. Before the oreo purge. https://t.co/q6QekoZVWC
— Dzheremi?Pavlovich (@IOnceWasJay) January 4, 2017
People are clamoring for the truth
BUT WHAT ARE THE RECENT EVENTS?! https://t.co/rnFuUEAhkh
— Chelsea M. Cameron (@chel_c_cam) January 3, 2017
Even the librarians are organizing
@kathay1973 please ask about this! Librarians worldwide want to know!
— JentoNativity (@JentoInfinity) January 3, 2017
And peckish
Now I’m both curious and craving Oreos… https://t.co/WG8gSQWzoy
— Heidi Lang (@HiDLang) January 4, 2017
And, lo, Twitter provided the answer
@JentoInfinity @kathay1973 It’s an old poster that was made in response to an Oreo super bowl commercial.
— Jez (@typesetjez) January 3, 2017
And the video
@JentoInfinity @kathay1973 Here’s the commercial, if you want to watch: https://t.co/sVkfHrYq42
— Jez (@typesetjez) January 3, 2017
