Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while checking out these ridiculous warnings and ahem…useful information.
My personal favorite warning label? “Wearing of this garment does not allow you to fly” on a superman costume.
Childhood? Crushed!
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hard_candies-300x181.jpg?resize=300%2C181&ssl=1)
Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rotary_tools-300x224.gif?resize=300%2C224&ssl=1)
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shinpads-201x300.gif?resize=286%2C427&ssl=1)
Shin pads can not protect any part of the body they do not cover.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/blade-300x273.jpg?resize=300%2C273&ssl=1)
Blade extremely sharp. Keep out of children
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shirt-300x224.jpg?resize=300%2C224&ssl=1)
Do not iron while wearing shirt
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/life-saving-device-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200&ssl=1)
This is not a life-saving device
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/0223_warning-labels-hairdryer_485x340-1-300x210.jpg?resize=300%2C210&ssl=1)
Do not use while sleeping
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/dont-pass-300x167.jpg?resize=300%2C167&ssl=1)
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/condom-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1)
Do not open or try on product
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/babydrowningbucket-300x153.png?resize=300%2C153&ssl=1)
Warning: Children can drown in bucket
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/no_posting.jpg?resize=308%2C308&ssl=1)
No posting of signs allowed
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/throat-cancer-300x132.jpeg?resize=300%2C132&ssl=1)
You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or a mouth
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donotwash-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1)
Remove child BEFORE washing
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/secret-nuclear-bunker-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1)
Secret Nuclear Bunker
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/impassable_high_water-300x208.jpg?resize=300%2C208&ssl=1)
Impassable during high water.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/08-Child-Sized-Superman-Costume-300x177.jpg?resize=300%2C177&ssl=1)
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shake_well_buy_often-1-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1)
Shake well and buy often
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/carrots-300x178.jpg?resize=300%2C178&ssl=1)
Ingredients: carrots
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hair-dryer-warning-label-300x205.png?resize=300%2C205&ssl=1)
Keep hairdryer away from water
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/drubk-pregnant-or-both-300x177.jpg?resize=300%2C177&ssl=1)
Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant or both
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/do_not_eat_ipod_shuffle-300x219.png?resize=300%2C219&ssl=1)
Do not eat ipod shuffle
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/03NHvXq-300x177.jpg?resize=300%2C177&ssl=1)
Do not put firecrackers in mouth
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/remove_cap-300x196.jpg?resize=300%2C196&ssl=1)
For best results, remove cap
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/If-you-dont-speak-english-1-299x300.jpg?resize=299%2C300&ssl=1)
If you cannot speak English, do not use this product until the label has been fully explained to you
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/notevencats-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1)
Never aim your pocketshot at people or animals, not even cats
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/refill-300x196.jpg?resize=300%2C196&ssl=1)
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/microwave-pets-300x158-300x158.png?resize=300%2C158&ssl=1)
Not to be used for drying pets
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/batman_shade-1.jpeg?resize=255%2C255&ssl=1)
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
![](https://i0.wp.com/www.interesly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/baby.jpg?resize=296%2C223&ssl=1)
Just don’t do it
If you find any interesting warning or cautionary signage, do please share with us. Carefully.